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Look, I'm not stealing weed. We are not selling weed.

6 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out. Weed, man. We'll sell weed.

- Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing.

- I do!

- Who you know?

- You, yo.

- Me?

- What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit? I gotta... I gotta get a form from a scientist.

- Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. I mean, they are scientists.

- What the fuck are you talking about, man?

- Look, I'm not stealing weed. We are not selling weed.

- We are three reasonably bright young men.

- Fully, man.

- Word, yo.

- There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. We just gotta think. That's all that is.

- Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea. Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?

- Yeah.

- You suggested that already.

- For real, B?

- Marijuana affects the memory.

- It won't take us hardly any time, B.

[...]

Half Baked Sound Clip

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Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis), Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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