If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?
— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)
6 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:01:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I think you're bullshitting me.
- Samson Simpson, I stick by my story!
- If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?
- Hmm?
- Delilah.
- 814.
[...]