Hey... Here's a joke, boy.
6 seconds sound clip from the Training Day (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:22:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I follow all the good players.
- I can't do a thing for you. It's your mess. You clean it up. Don't be calling me.
- A man walks out of his house on his way to work, sees this snail lying on his porch.
- So he picks it up, chucks it over the roof into the backyard.
- Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit, lands in the grass.
[...]