Glenn Gulia: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Glenn Gulia, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Kissed who? -Oh, me. -Who hasn't?

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

2 Hey, why don't you write a song about this? You can call it: I Got Punched in the Nose for Sticking my Face in Other People's Business.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

3 You wanna do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just wanna get married? - I just wanna get married.

Matthew Glave as Glenn Gulia; Drew Barrymore as Julia Sullivan in The Wedding Singer (1998)

4 Women got a thing about marriage. I mean, if you want to stay with them, eventually, you're going to have to marry them. That's the point that I'm at. No big deal.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

5 How about an Alabama Slammer? -Sounds like a plan. -Meet me at the bar. I gotta piss first.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

6 I got you something. It's called a CD player. It cost me, like, 700 bucks, but the sound quality is outstanding. -You want to play a record? -No, Jules, it doesn't play records. It plays CDs. It's a CD player.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

7 Glenn's in junk bonds. -No, Jules, it's high-yield bonds. Do I tell people you're in junk waitressing? -Ugh!

Matthew Glave as Glenn Gulia; Drew Barrymore as Julia Sullivan in The Wedding Singer (1998)

8 She'd rather go to bed with a real man not some poor singing orphan.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

9 Mmm. I hate the aisle seat. Every time that drink cart comes by, it bangs me in the elbows.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)

10 You better get out of my way, Billy. You're gonna get hurt. -Oh, yeah? -Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way.

Matthew Glave in The Wedding Singer (1998)