11 Movie Quotes about Gophers with AudioUpdated: Apr 30, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Who is the gopher's ally, his friend? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) 2 Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher? Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah. Hi. Just a harmless squirrel not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) 3 Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? -Aye, sir. Quote from Caddyshack (1980) 4 I want you to kill every gopher on the course. Quote from Caddyshack (1980) 5 Gophers! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents. Quote from Caddyshack (1980) 6 Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry. You're a disgrace. Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) 7 You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) 8 Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will. Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) 9 Freeze, gopher! Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) 10 Or in the words of Jean Paul Sartre: Au revoir, gopher. Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980) Page 1 of 2 1 2 ► >>