11 Movie Quotes about Gophers (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about gophers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Who is the gopher's ally, his friend? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

2 Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher? Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah. Hi. Just a harmless squirrel not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

3 Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? -Aye, sir.

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack (1980)

4 I want you to kill every gopher on the course.

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack (1980)

5 Gophers! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents.

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack (1980)

6 Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry. You're a disgrace.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

7 You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

8 Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

9 Freeze, gopher!

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

10 Or in the words of Jean Paul Sartre: Au revoir, gopher.

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)