Happy Gilmore: 50 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes spoken by Happy Gilmore, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 That kid right there just stole my party blower and instead of asking for it back I felt I had to belt him in the head a bunch of times with a hammer.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

12 I'm a pretty good shot with a nail gun. But one day my boss got in the way.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

13 That's my puck, baby! Don't you ever touch my puck!

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

14 Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes?

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

15 Hey, buddy. I want you to do me a favor. You see that lady? She's very important to me, okay? So I want you to take extra-special care of her.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

16 Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

17 They saw my power, man. Ain't no way they're gonna dog me this year.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

18 I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean that either. I just yell sometimes 'cause I get so scared, scared of being a nobody.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

19 You son of a _, ball! Why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

20 Hey, man, I hate to admit this, but this is my first trophy. Only problem is that goofy golf guy on top. Maybe the guy at the trophy store could put a little hockey guy on there.

Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore