37 Homophone Quotes from Movies with Audio

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1 I feel like a graceful bird. -Duck! -No, not a duck. -Like a swan. -No! Duck!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 You don't get the picture here, fellas. We're not horse thieves. We're horse thieves... horses who steal things. Comprendo?

Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 They'll head for sea by way of Short Island Sound.

Quote from Batman (1966)

4 If the hiccups can't hiccup, then they'll have to hic-down.

Owl in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 Werewolf? -There. -What? -There wolf. There castle.

Marty Feldman as Igor; Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

6 What is going on with these spells? -Oh, don't feel badly. I can't spell very well, either.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 Say, anybody seen a hole? -A whole what? -A whole hole, that's what.

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 A private ear? Now I've heard everything.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 He's artistic? -No, he's autistic.

10 Right now, I think I'll take a coffin break.

Alan Swift as Count Dracula in Mad Monster Party? (1967)