Nothing but Trouble (1991) Quotes with Sound Clips

Nothing but Trouble (1991) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

[Amazon link] #ad

1 Oh, sure, I can understand that, Judge, but come on, death for running a stop sign? -And for being a banker. That's the double death.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

2 Struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap. -My kind of woman.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

3 Morning. -Sell pork bellies, buy gold.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

4 They must be into folk art. -Folk 'em.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

5 What else you wanna do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? Okay here.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

6 Young man! It is basic human politeness to share your conversation with the whole table. So what's on your brain?

7 And that's why I never let a banker go.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

8 Come on, now, mix up them condiments the way I do!

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

9 Fausto, what is that smell? -It smells like Sao Paulo. -Toxics!

10 I mean, look at this. They're all criminals and creeps. -Bankers. -Exactly.

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy