- This dirty lock was never made for picking.
- Then why don't you take an axe and chop it open?

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price), Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

8 seconds sound clip from the The Comedy of Terrors movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:33:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- The only thing that bothers me is why I never thought of it before.

- There must be a little more honest way to conduct a funeral business.

- I might expect that kind of talk from a criminal.

- Stop.

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Having a little trouble, Mr Gillie?

- This dirty lock was never made for picking.

- Then why don't you take an axe and chop it open?

- Nobody, but nobody, tells Gillie what to do with locks.

- No, I take it back. What you need is a keg of gunpowder.

- Hey, I have an idea. Maybe there's a bolt on the inside.

- There's a bolt on the inside of your head and it's loose.

- But that has nothing to do with doors.

[...]

The Comedy of Terrors Sound Clip

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Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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