Jennifer's Body

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Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

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1 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. -Whatever.
2 You're a jerk. -Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
3 Demonic transference. It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan without using an actual virgin.
4 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
5 Hey, how are you gonna get alcohol? -I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
6 Thought you only murdered boys. -I go both ways.
7 I'm already sick of that song. -Yeah, it's really poorly produced. Could the bass be any lower in the mix?
8 Satan is our only hope. We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him.
9 She's eating boys! They, like, make her really pretty and glowy, and her hair looks amazing.
10 There's a midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. -I don't like boxing movies.
 
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