Jennifer's Body Quotes with Sound Clips

Jennifer's Body Quotes with Sound Clips

Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

1 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. -Whatever.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox), Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

2 You're a jerk. -Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox), Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

3 Demonic transference. It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan without using an actual virgin.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

4 Hey, how are you gonna get alcohol? -I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

5 I'm already sick of that song. -Yeah, it's really poorly produced. Could the bass be any lower in the mix?

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried), Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

6 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

7 But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

8 Thought you only murdered boys. -I go both ways.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox), Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

9 Satan is our only hope. We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him.

— Nikolai Wolf (Adam Brody)

10 She's eating boys! They, like, make her really pretty and glowy, and her hair looks amazing.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

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