Megan Fox: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

2 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

3 And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

4 You got a tampon? Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be plugging.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

5 Hey, how are you gonna get alcohol? -I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

6 You're a jerk. -Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

7 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

8 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. -Whatever.

9 It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been _ing?

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

10 I am not insecure. God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen.

As Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body