Jennifer's Body Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

21 No. I feel like boo-boo. My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. God. It's like I'm one of the normal girls.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

22 You got a tampon? Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be plugging.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

23 I am going to eat your soul, and _ it out!

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

24 Okay. Jennifer's evil. -I know. -No, I mean, she's actually evil. Not high-school evil.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

25 They're basically, like, agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

26 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

27 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains.

28 He was skinny and twisted and evil, like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.

29 He's in an overpriced rosewood box that's headed six feet downtown.

30 I care about you so much. More than I've ever had the guts to admit.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

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