Jennifer's Body Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

11 You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

12 And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

13 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

14 It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been _ing?

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

15 But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

16 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

17 These things? These are like smart bombs. Okay? You point them in the right direction, and _ gets real.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

18 Yes, I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't know how. So you guys should find somebody who does know how.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

19 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

20 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and _. Just like J.C.

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