Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips

Carry On Screaming!

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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Now, does that sound like Doris? -Well, I don't know. I've never hit her with a pipe.

Oh, lumme! It's only a mummy. -What, a mummy? With a beard? -Well, they didn't only do it to women. Their men got pickled, too.

Oh, why did I ever meddle in this horrible business? I was happy enough as a simple chemist, making my little liver pills. They never did anyone any harm. Well, not if taken in moderation. Of course, if you overdid it...

That's it, exactly. You'd set a trap. But we don't use cheese. We bait our trap with a woman.

Well, I don't understand. Why should a man be dressed as a woman? -I don't know. Perhaps his parents wanted a girl.

Well, that should be something you're good at. Looking for women. -I wouldn't say that. Last time I tried it, I found you.

What time is it? -Just past December.

You in a bath - that'd stop any invasion, that would.

I'll never get used to it. The invention of the devil - that's what it is! People talking through wires, waking respectable people at all hours.

And if it doesn't go, I will. I can promise you that. -Promises, promises. Always promises.

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