Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips

Carry On Screaming!

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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I've been examining the files on missing persons, and I've discovered a remarkable similarity amongst them. -Well, that's not so surprising. We buy all our files at the same shop.

I've often thought how fascinating it would be to make the Pharaoh live again. I bet he could tell us a thing or two, eh? All those barge orgies on the Nile. No wonder they kept finding things in the bulrushes!

Look, I'll be right there. Now, don't touch anything. You understand? Don't move. Well, of course you can have a...

Nonsense. I think it's a beautiful one. May I blow it?

Oh? Whereabouts? -Hereabouts. -At ten o'clock. -Or thereabouts. -In this vicinity. -Or roundabouts. -We're police officers. -Or layabouts.

There's something out there. -What? -I don't know, but whatever it is, there's two of it.

We just want a friendly little chat. -Well, shall we go to my little room?

Would you be the master of the house? -That's right, yes. -I only ask because your butler informed us you were dead.

Your bed, was that, sir? -No, it was... What difference does it make whose bed it was? -It might make a difference to somebody, sir.

Do please sit down... No. Here. We can make contact better.

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