Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions.
— Lt. Fuller (John Saxon)
6 seconds sound clip from the Black Christmas (1974) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:51:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Don't you think we ought to look into it?
- Well, Lieutenant, I guess, sure.
- Sergeant Nash, could I speak to you for a minute?
- That's the number at the sorority house.
- Yeah, it's the new exchange, 'FE'.
- Yeah, fellatio. One of the girls that was in this afternoon gave it to me.
- Yeah.
- Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions.
- I know. Something dirty, ain't it?
- You selfish bitch. You're talking about killing our baby as though you were having a wart removed.
- Now, can you see why I didn't want to tell you?
[...]