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- Now, where else could you put a hidden room except in that mansion you built, that white elephant you call the Oaks?
- Look, everyone knows I have a bad heart. Who would doubt it if you wired the bank directors that my heart had failed, that I had fallen from a great height here in the woods, and that I was badly smashed up?
- You could ship the body back for burial, and instruct them not to open the casket due to the condition of its contents.
- Well, you realize, of course, that we'd have to have a body to put in that casket, which means that we'd have to deal with an undertaker at this end.
- Of course.
- But where do we get a body?
- Couldn't we provide one of our own? How about Sam?
- Sam? Our guide?
- Sam weighs about as much as I do.
- He's practically a hermit. He wouldn't be missed for a long time.
- The local undertaker would know him.
- Not if we made him look as if he'd been in a serious accident.
- But if Bailey's going to take the blame, why do you have to do this?
- A jury might acquit him.
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