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The Comedy of Terrors Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from The Comedy of Terrors (1964 film) featuring short sound clips.

Actors: Vincent Price (Waldo Trumbull), Peter Lorre (Felix Gillie), Joe E. Brown (Cemetery Keeper)

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1 It's a little better in the dark. -What is, decapitation?

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price), Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

2 He's...he's pretty heavy for such a skinny bird. -He probably has all his gold sewed up inside of him.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price), Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

3 I wish she would have picked another song. -I wish her vocal cords would snap.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price), Felix Gillie (Peter Lorre)

4 Has it been a year? -Each and every unpaid day of it.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

5 I'll bury him for you. For by the most coincidental of vicissitudes, madam, I happen to be the owner and director of a local funeral parlour.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

6 Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.
7 My father had a thriving undertaking business until you proceeded to get ahold of it and run it into the ground!
8 I am afraid, madam, that he has made his final crossing to that Stygian shore. -What? -He's dead.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

9 If you could or would for one brief moment shut that vast, resounding chasm of a mouth, I should be grateful, madam!

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

10 Then you reject me? -As long as there's liquor in the house.

— Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price)

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