8 Quotes by Hoyt Axton (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: June 29, 2025

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1 Fantastic Ideas for a Fantastic World. I make the illogical logical.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

2 Before you call the repairman, turn on the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds. Because you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

3 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

4 Sir, I notice that you're a smoker. I said, I notice that you're a smoker. I see the cigarettes.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

5 And probably the most important thing, don't ever feed him after midnight.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

6 I don't believe that. All that from water? They got wet?

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

7 The competition's a little more advanced than I expected.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

8 Number two, keep him away from water. Don't give him any water to drink. Whatever you do, don't give him a bath.

As Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

8 Quotes by Hoyt Axton (Sound Clips)

1 Fantastic Ideas for a Fantastic World. I make the illogical logical.

2 Before you call the repairman, turn on the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds. Because you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

3 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.

4 Sir, I notice that you're a smoker. I said, I notice that you're a smoker. I see the cigarettes.

5 And probably the most important thing, don't ever feed him after midnight.

6 I don't believe that. All that from water? They got wet?

7 The competition's a little more advanced than I expected.

8 Number two, keep him away from water. Don't give him any water to drink. Whatever you do, don't give him a bath.

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