1 Fantastic Ideas for a Fantastic World. I make the illogical logical.
2 Before you call the repairman, turn on the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds. Because you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.
3 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.
4 Sir, I notice that you're a smoker. I said, I notice that you're a smoker. I see the cigarettes.
5 And probably the most important thing, don't ever feed him after midnight.
6 I don't believe that. All that from water? They got wet?
7 The competition's a little more advanced than I expected.
8 Number two, keep him away from water. Don't give him any water to drink. Whatever you do, don't give him a bath.