94 Movie Quotes about Husbands (Sound Clips) - page 4

Last updated on: June 9, 2025

Memorable quotes about husbands, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared. -But that was his job. He was an illusionist. -But he never reappeared. -He wasn't a very good illusionist.

Quote from Clue (1985)

32 Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet in Clue (1985)

33 Her husband's destiny will take him where he is to go, and will lead him to the end that is to end him. That is all I know.

Betty Garde as Madame Defarge in A Tale of Two Cities (1938)

34 Do you sincerely believe that if your husband were to kiss you, you would change into a cat and rend him to bits?

Tom Conway as Dr. Louis Judd in Cat People (1942)

35 If you ask me the poor old thing couldn't catch a husband with a bear trap.

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

36 Happy husband hunting, dearie. Did you take something with you to conk him on the head with? -Yes!

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

37 A husband? Look, chick. I got news for you. What you want is a rooster. Not a dog, which I am. -Yeees.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

38 I wish the wolves had eaten you. Then maybe I could have found a real husband!

Jada Pinkett as Toki in Princess Mononoke

39 Congratulations. -Oh. You don't congratulate the bride. You congratulate the husband. -Really? Well, what are you supposed to say to the bride? -You wish her good luck.

Quote from Gilda (1946)

40 Well, if there is a Lady Litton there must be leud. -A what? -Leud Litton.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)