Inspector Jacques Clouseau Movie Quotes & Lines – 173 Classics (+ Audio) - page 17

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

161 You're joking, of course? -No. -You're going to kill me as well? -With pleasure.

Peter Sellers in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

162 Well, you can rest assured that I shall take every precaution that is necessary.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

163 Obviously, the poor man is crazier than anyone gives him the credits for.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

164 The parallel bars, my speciality. I was something of an athlete, you know. Yes, yes. I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. Oh, yes.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

165 Yes. Well, you'll have to make use of the bar first, or take a table. The show starts in a couple of minutes. -In that case, I will take the table.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

166 Something wrong? -Wrong? Oh, no, no. What could be wrong? -Then come back to bed. -Yes, yes, of course. Into the bed, you know.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

167 Madame, I arrest you for the murder of the man in this bathtub. -What? -And I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down, and used in evidence against me. You.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

168 Do you mean you fell down the stairs? -I was preoccupied with the anesthetic, you know.

Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

169 Oh, that's very nice, isn't it? -That is a nose, Auguste. That is a nose. -You have a nose for noses.

Peter Sellers in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

170 Inspector Clouseau. I'm Drummond from Scotland Yard. -I am André Botot, mustard salesman from Dijon. -Oh. Can I give you a lift, Monsieur Botot? -That would be very kind of you, Mr Yard. -Drummond. -Yes. And how is Scotland these days? -Pardon? -Scotland.

Peter Sellers in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

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