151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

121 Oh, that's better. Have you managed to make sense of the controls? -No. We just stopped fiddling with them.

Sandra Dickinson as Trillian Astra; David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

122 You're the only one I've talked to here in the valley. Somebody didn't like that. Pity they didn't know that all you told me was to get out.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

123 I know people eat fish. I eat fish. It's just that trout was very beautiful. -Yeah, I think I understand. -Do you? -Well, you just like to eat ugly fish. -I don't know. Maybe that's it.

Jan-Michael Vincent as Stringfellow Hawke in Airwolf (1984)

124 How old are you? -I'll be 16 in May. -My birthday's in April, and as someone older can I please give you some advice?

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz; Brittany Murphy as Tai Frasier in Clueless (1995)

125 Ah, it's only been six months since you became a monk and already you're bored with it?

Sho Kosugi as Cho Osaki in Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

126 Where? Where is that euphemism?

Hans Conried as The Grinch in Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

127 A citizen to see you, Mr. Mayor. -Citizen? They're not allowed in here. This is public property.

George Gobel as Father Mouse in 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (1974)

128 But I'd better not tell anyone, including me. I've never been known for keeping a secret.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

129 You haven't seen any owls wandering about, have you? -Why, no, Owl, we haven't.

John Fiedler as Piglet; John Fiedler as Owl in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

130 I think he's trying to tell us he lost his voice. -Then why didn't he just say so in the first place?

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

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