150 Ironic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 12

Last updated on: April 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Let's look at the record. In the last fiscal year, we made $112 million before taxes. Only we ain't paid no taxes.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

112 Honey, as much as I hate disturbing a man at his meal, he leaves me no choice. He eats all day.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

113 We do a little show each week. Last week we had Hamlet. The week before we had, something. -The striptease, sir. -Yes, the Hindu dancers. Thank you, Sergeant.

Quote from The Third Man (1949)

114 I don't want another murder in this case and you were born to be murdered.

Trevor Howard as Major Calloway in The Third Man (1949)

115 A hundred thousand pesos? We do not have 100000 pesos. -Don't worry, they will refuse it. But it would be an insult not to offer it to them.

Quote from Three Amigos

116 Reminds me of someone. Who does it remind me of? Me.

Parker Posey as Patricia Eden in You've Got Mail

117 I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of tomorrow.

Diane Kruger as Helen Of Troy in Troy

118 What's in it? -Man, I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. -Is it locked? -Yeah, really well.

Quote from Dumb and Dumber

119 Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

120 I thought I just saw a movement down at the end of the corridor. -No. It's just shadows.

Quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy