150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Apr 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Let's look at the record. In the last fiscal year, we made $112 million before taxes. Only we ain't paid no taxes.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

112 Honey, as much as I hate disturbing a man at his meal, he leaves me no choice. He eats all day.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

113 We do a little show each week. Last week we had Hamlet. The week before we had, something. -The striptease, sir. -Yes, the Hindu dancers. Thank you, Sergeant.

Joseph Cotten as Holly Martins in The Third Man (1949)

114 I don't want another murder in this case and you were born to be murdered.

Trevor Howard as Major Calloway in The Third Man (1949)

115 A hundred thousand pesos? We do not have 100000 pesos. -Don't worry, they will refuse it. But it would be an insult not to offer it to them.

Chevy Chase as Dusty Bottoms in Three Amigos

116 Reminds me of someone. Who does it remind me of? Me.

Parker Posey as Patricia Eden in You've Got Mail

117 I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of tomorrow.

Diane Kruger as Helen Of Troy in Troy

118 What's in it? -Man, I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. -Is it locked? -Yeah, really well.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

119 Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

120 I thought I just saw a movement down at the end of the corridor. -No. It's just shadows.

Sandra Dickinson as Trillian Astra; Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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