150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Apr 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 It seems the minute she hit the water, the wine hit her.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

102 In that case, he must have been Caucasian. -Certainly not, no. He was English.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)

103 Over 200 families have been evacuated from their homes, and the property damage is estimated in the millions. I'll be back with more news after this word from our sponsor.

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

104 You know something? We're gonna miss you around here, because you're a real good neighbor. Quiet, discreet, unobtrusive. And yet always keeping a watchful eye on us.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

105 I mean, I wouldn't be lying on the floor in the middle of the night in some man's apartment drinking champagne if he wasn't married.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

106 She trusts me implicitly. -What's the matter with her? Doesn't she love you?

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl; Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

107 Listen to 'em... Those wonderful, wonderful people. Yowsah.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

108 You're charging me this? -Only if you win. If you don't win, you don't pay. I'm not out to cheat anybody.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo; Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

109 I had a perfectly normal childhood. -I see. You wanted to kill your father and sleep with your mother.

Austin Pendleton as Earl Williams in The Front Page (1974)

110 It's been ten years since I elected myself president of this organization. And if I say so myself, you made the right choice.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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