152 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

Quote from Kill Bill: Volume 1

82 Can you protect me from yourself?

Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

83 Inside your dream, you'll fall asleep.

Quote from Total Recall (1990)

84 Before you helped me and now you help me. You see? I'm helping you help me.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

85 I just got through triple crossing a double crosser.

Quote from Palooka (1934)

86 Is it true somebody stole millions of dollars? -Yes, ma'am, but there's still some left.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

87 I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Tom Smykowski in Office Space

88 They fighting the bad guys. They're the bad guys!

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

89 Nervous? -Yes. First time? -No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

90 Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.

Gene Wilder as Jim "The Waco Kid"; The Waco Kid in Blazing Saddles (1974)