151 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 Easy, easy. Don't worry. I know where we can get some cookies so valuable that they are hand delivered by uniformed officers.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

82 Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest.

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

83 Excuse me, sir, but you're breaking your own law.

Fred Astaire as S.D. Kluger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

84 From this moment on, I command you not to obey me.

Eddie Murphy in Coming to America (1988)

85 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

Uma Thurman as The Bride Black Mamba in Kill Bill: Volume 1

86 Can you protect me from yourself?

Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

87 Inside your dream, you'll fall asleep.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

88 Before you helped me and now you help me. You see? I'm helping you help me.

Lo Jui as Sun Yu Ting in Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

89 I just got through triple crossing a double crosser.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

90 Is it true somebody stole millions of dollars? -Yes, ma'am, but there's still some left.

Frank Sinatra as Danny Ocean in Ocean's 11 (1960)