150 Ironic Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 9

Last updated on: April 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest.

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

82 Excuse me, sir, but you're breaking your own law.

Quote from Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

83 Easy, easy. Don't worry. I know where we can get some cookies so valuable that they are hand delivered by uniformed officers.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

84 From this moment on, I command you not to obey me.

Eddie Murphy as Prince Akeem in Coming to America (1988)

85 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

Quote from Kill Bill: Volume 1

86 Can you protect me from yourself?

Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

87 Inside your dream, you'll fall asleep.

Quote from Total Recall (1990)

88 Before you helped me and now you help me. You see? I'm helping you help me.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

89 I just got through triple crossing a double crosser.

Quote from Palooka (1934)

90 Is it true somebody stole millions of dollars? -Yes, ma'am, but there's still some left.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)