150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Apr 15, 2025

A selection of ironic quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 It's only dinner. -Said the spider to the fly. I should be with you.

Roddy McDowall as VINCENT LF-396 in The Black Hole (1979)

72 Ghosts are dead, why would they worry about fitness?

Joey Zimmerman as Dylan Piper in Halloweentown

73 And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Peter Jones as The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

74 Well, maybe Rudolph realized that everything he ever wanted was right under his nose the whole time.

Richard Dreyfuss as Scoop T. Snowman in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys

75 Aren't you fellows ever positive? -Only about doomsday.

John Hoyt as Sydney Stanton in When Worlds Collide (1951)

76 We don't even care whether or not we care.

Morla The Turtle in The NeverEnding Story (1984)

77 Don't just do something, stand there.

Jerry Colonna as March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

78 I am what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again.

Peter Weller as Alex Murphy RoboCop in RoboCop (1987)

79 The luxury of hope was given to me by the Terminator.

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

80 There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Michael Caine as Nigel Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

150 Ironic Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

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