Itchy Itchiford: 11 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Itchy Itchiford, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Boss, maybe she only talks to rats. -Don't be stupid. She talked to me, didn't she? -Yeah, she talked to you. That makes you a rat! Ha ha ha! -Ha ha ha ha!

Itchy Itchiford (Dom DeLuise), Charlie B. Barkin (Burt Reynolds) in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

2 Itchy, I'm alive! Look. Do ghosts have fleas? -No. Ghosts don't have fleas. -Right.

Itchy Itchiford (Dom DeLuise), Charlie B. Barkin (Burt Reynolds) in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

3 I hate the Himalayas. -Wait a minute. They got gambling, they got races. -So what? -Well, they even got a town called Tibet. You know? To-bet.

Itchy Itchiford (Dom DeLuise), Charlie B. Barkin (Burt Reynolds) in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

4 I don't like this. We're sitting here readin' fairy tales to a little time bomb like she was Bo Peep and... Ohh! At least we could stash her at the old church.

Dom DeLuise in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

5 Hey, listen, try that again, you, and you are glue!

Dom DeLuise in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

6 And she wants we should feed the poor. And the whole while I'm thinkin': This is stupid! She's gonna get us killed!

Dom DeLuise in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

7 That's it, boss. We'll go under. Deep, deep under. They'll never find us again. -No, I don't wanna go under.

Dom DeLuise in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

8 Let's go place the bet. -Oh, sure. With what dough, boss?

Charlie B. Barkin (Burt Reynolds), Itchy Itchiford (Dom DeLuise) in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

9 Come on, Chawhee! You can do it! It's your birthday! -I don't care if it's his bar mitzvah! That horse is a glue pot!

Anne Marie (Judith Barsi), Itchy Itchiford (Dom DeLuise) in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

10 Where's the girl? -Ah, I... I don't know. -I think you do.

Itchy Itchiford (Dom DeLuise), Carface Carruthers (Vic Tayback) in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)