Jason Alexander Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 I thought I was the cute one. -No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

2 What are you sayin', exactly?

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

3 Now just stay calm. -Not a word. -Easy does it. -Stone-faced.

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

4 And since you're shaped like a croissant is, no question of she's gotta love a guy like you.

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

5 All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese.

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

6 We're just part of the architecture. Right? -Yet, if you chip us, will we not flake? If you moisten us, do we not grow moss?

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

7 Are you sure that's how it works? -Works for me.

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

8 Okay, we'll leave ya alone. -After all, we're only made out of stone. -We just thought maybe you were made of somethin' stronger.

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

9 Look. Paris, the city of lovers is glowing this evening. True, that's because it's on fire, but still there's I'amour.

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

10 Give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack...

As Hugo the gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Jason Alexander Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

1 I thought I was the cute one. -No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!

2 What are you sayin', exactly?

3 Now just stay calm. -Not a word. -Easy does it. -Stone-faced.

4 And since you're shaped like a croissant is, no question of she's gotta love a guy like you.

5 All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese.

6 We're just part of the architecture. Right? -Yet, if you chip us, will we not flake? If you moisten us, do we not grow moss?

7 Are you sure that's how it works? -Works for me.

8 Okay, we'll leave ya alone. -After all, we're only made out of stone. -We just thought maybe you were made of somethin' stronger.

9 Look. Paris, the city of lovers is glowing this evening. True, that's because it's on fire, but still there's I'amour.

10 Give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack...

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