Jerry Seinfeld Movie Quotes & Lines – 65 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

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51 Hey, did you hear about Frankie? -Yeah. -You going to the funeral? -No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

52 Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins, too? -Distant, distant.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

53 One time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat. And with the other, he was slapping me back and forth across the face. -Oh, my! -I never thought I'd knock him out.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

54 We really try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

55 What about you? -He really is dead. -All right.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

56 Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, Squinty eyes, very Jewish.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

57 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner?

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

58 This isn't a good fella. This is a bad fella!

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

59 Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

60 Can you remove your stinger, sir? -That's part of me. -I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

Jerry Seinfeld Movie Quotes & Lines – 65 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

51 Hey, did you hear about Frankie? -Yeah. -You going to the funeral? -No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

52 Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins, too? -Distant, distant.

53 One time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat. And with the other, he was slapping me back and forth across the face. -Oh, my! -I never thought I'd knock him out.

54 We really try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.

55 What about you? -He really is dead. -All right.

56 Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, Squinty eyes, very Jewish.

57 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner?

58 This isn't a good fella. This is a bad fella!

59 Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.

60 Can you remove your stinger, sir? -That's part of me. -I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.

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