Jimmy Durante: 38 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jimmy Durante, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 It ain't healthy livin' in the country. Why, look at me. Raised on gasoline fumes and carbon monoxide. The picture of vigorous vitality.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

2 Boy! Fortune is smackin' us on the head with a champagne bottle.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

3 We're launched. Can't you see your name on the billboard?

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

4 Am I haunted by misfortune? Does disaster dog my footsteps? Me. With an unbroken record of defeat.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

5 I was reaching for the moon. What an eclipse.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

6 You're a pip. You've got it. Can't you see, you're even making a poet out of me. Me rhyming it with pip.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

7 Stop it. You're hurting me. -It's only temporary. Each man kills the thing he loves.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh; Lupe Vélez as Nina Madero in Palooka (1934)

8 They say that women come from rib of man. -That must be the truth, because they give me a pain in the neck.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

9 That dame ain't in love with you. She's in love with the championship.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

10 I understand, all right. For a dame, you'd bite the hand that yanked you out of the gutter. For a dame, you'd kick a beautiful friendship right in the teeth.

As Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)