Joan Rivers: 22 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Joan Rivers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Okay. We all know Prince Valium is a pill, but you could've married him for your father's sake and then had a headache for the next 25 years.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

22 I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

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