Joan Rivers: 22 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Joan Rivers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 You know what you need? You need eyebrows. -Pigs don't have eyebrows. -Well, this pig is going to! And so is this.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy; Joan Rivers in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

12 Cheekbones. That's what you need, Piggy. I mean, your face is a little round, no offense. I'm gonna give you a complete makeup job, okay?

In The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

13 Besides, he's got a sexy voice. He might be cute.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

14 I hate these movies.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

15 Well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

16 Well, goodbye, Virgin Alarm.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

17 Oil. Oil.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

18 Hey! Stop looking up my can.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

19 I wonder if she's glad.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

20 I was saying, do you realize what you've done?

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs