Joan Rivers Movie Quotes & Lines – 22 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Joan Rivers, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Cheekbones. That's what you need, Piggy. I mean, your face is a little round, no offense. I'm gonna give you a complete makeup job, okay?

In The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

12 You know what you need? You need eyebrows. -Pigs don't have eyebrows. -Well, this pig is going to! And so is this.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy; Joan Rivers in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

13 And a little more on the cheeks. And a little more on my cheeks. A powder puff for you. And a powder puff for me.

In The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

14 I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

15 Okay. We all know Prince Valium is a pill, but you could've married him for your father's sake and then had a headache for the next 25 years.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

16 I was saying, do you realize what you've done?

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

17 I wonder if she's glad.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

18 Hey! Stop looking up my can.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

19 Oil. Oil.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

20 Well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

As Dot Matrix in Spaceballs

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