Joe Fusco Jr. Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

Joe Fusco Jr. from While You Were Sleeping

Hear Michael Rispoli as the unforgettable Joe Fusco Jr.! Listen to 10 classic audio clips from While You Were Sleeping, including the famous "Paris Guy" line.

1 All right, Lucy, it's either me or him. -Him. -You don't have to answer right away.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

2 I have six months left to live. -You're just trying to make me feel better.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

3 Hey, Pop. Can I give that bottle of Blue Nun from cousin Ornella to my probation officer?

Michael Rispoli in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

4 You're trying on my shoes? -No. When I fell, my foot went like that, right into the shoe.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

5 Oh, my God, doesn't anybody use a phone anymore? -I do. -I'm not talking about 900 numbers. -Who told?

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

6 It's that other guy, isn't it? -What do you mean? -I've seen the way you look at him. -What? How do I look at him? -Like you just seen your first Trans Am.

Michael Rispoli as Joe Fusco Jr.; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

7 Are you wearing the black bra? I love black underwears.

Michael Rispoli in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

8 I love your new cologne. -Yeah, it's called Paris Guy. It's from France.

Michael Rispoli in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

9 She is the best-looking chick in this building. -Hey! -But you are the best-looking chick on the third floor. -Joe Junior...-Phyllis.

Michael Rispoli in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

10 And, you know, don't start eating cookies and cake and stuff like that, because you'll blow up like my Aunt Roberta, you know? And you deserve better than that.

Michael Rispoli in While You Were Sleeping (1995)