Joe Pantoliano Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 All I do is what he tells me to do. If I had to choose between that and the Matrix I choose the Matrix.

As Cypher in The Matrix

2 He doesn't talk that way. Talk like him. Like him. Try to talk sexy. You don't sound sexy enough.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

3 You be him, that's what you are. You're him. You're him! I don't want to hear it! You're him.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

4 We're calling all cars here, baby. Only I don't know where we need them.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

5 Mike, phone! Telephone! Mike! He's coming right now. Hold on, please. Hold on.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

6 A little piece of advice. You see an agent... you do what we do: Run. You run your _ off.

As Cypher in The Matrix

7 If you'da told us the truth, we woulda told you to shove that red pill right up your _.

In The Matrix

8 Why, oh, why didn't I take the blue pill?

As Cypher in The Matrix

9 Just do what you do. Only faster.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

10 Everybody wants to be like Mike. -Yeah, and you're going to be retired like him too.

As Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys (1995)