Joe Pantoliano: 21 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: May 6, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Joe Pantoliano, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 All I do is what he tells me to do. If I had to choose between that and the Matrix I choose the Matrix.

As Cypher in The Matrix

2 Bomb in the president's car. -It was the president's car? -Yes. -Did they get him? -That's the bad news. No, they didn't.

Ernie Hudson as Captain Monroe Kelly; Joe Pantoliano as Eddie Ventro in Congo (1995)

3 Whoa! A talking gorilla! I feel the money hairs on the back of my neck going, whoo, whoo, whoo.

As Eddie Ventro in Congo (1995)

4 We're calling all cars here, baby. Only I don't know where we need them.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

5 You be him, that's what you are. You're him. You're him! I don't want to hear it! You're him.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

6 He doesn't talk that way. Talk like him. Like him. Try to talk sexy. You don't sound sexy enough.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

7 Mike, phone! Telephone! Mike! He's coming right now. Hold on, please. Hold on.

As Conrad Howard in Bad Boys (1995)

8 A little piece of advice. You see an agent... you do what we do: Run. You run your _ off.

As Cypher in The Matrix

9 If you'da told us the truth, we woulda told you to shove that red pill right up your _.

As Cypher in The Matrix

10 Now, you got like 11 good guys, significant firepower, significant technology, and more than that, I don't think you're gonna need. You agree? -I agree. -Well, then, good luck.

As Eddie Ventro in Congo (1995)