117 Quotes by Joe Pesci (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: May 25, 2025

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101 Hey! You want to laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen his kid.

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

102 He's _ing fine. All right, so he got shot in the foot. What is it? A big _ing deal?

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

103 Spider, that _ing bandage on your foot is bigger than your _ing head, you know that?

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

104 How do I know if you're kidding? What do you mean you're kidding? You're breaking my _ing balls?

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

105 Yeah, mother_ them every chance you get.

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

106 You didn't bring coffee? -What do I look like, a _ing caterer?

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

107 What are you worried about? -You worry too much. Everything is beautiful. There's nothing to worry about.

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

108 What are you waiting for? -The car's cold. -Get the _ out of here! What, _ing warm it up? Get out of here!

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

109 You like to renegotiate as you go along, huh? Okay, then here's my counteroffer.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

110 I never thought of becoming a lawyer. But this judge was from Brooklyn too. I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible. So I went to law school.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

117 Quotes by Joe Pesci (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

101 Hey! You want to laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen his kid.

102 He's _ing fine. All right, so he got shot in the foot. What is it? A big _ing deal?

103 Spider, that _ing bandage on your foot is bigger than your _ing head, you know that?

104 How do I know if you're kidding? What do you mean you're kidding? You're breaking my _ing balls?

105 Yeah, mother_ them every chance you get.

106 You didn't bring coffee? -What do I look like, a _ing caterer?

107 What are you worried about? -You worry too much. Everything is beautiful. There's nothing to worry about.

108 What are you waiting for? -The car's cold. -Get the _ out of here! What, _ing warm it up? Get out of here!

109 You like to renegotiate as you go along, huh? Okay, then here's my counteroffer.

110 I never thought of becoming a lawyer. But this judge was from Brooklyn too. I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible. So I went to law school.

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