Joey Zimmerman: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Joey Zimmerman, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Well, if she is a witch, she's got the weird part down pat. It's just the magic powers she's missing.

As Dylan Piper in Halloweentown

2 Oh, this book is so neat. It has, like, all the stuff I'm interested in. Great. The weirdo encyclopedia.

Dylan Piper (Joey Zimmerman), Marnie Piper (Kimberly J. Brown) in Halloweentown

3 It's not polite to stare. -Polite? Let's talk about how legal it is to drive with no eyeballs!

As Dylan Piper in Halloweentown

4 Hey, it wasn't me. That stuff coming out of my fingertips was probably just static electricity. Or maybe that aurora borealis thing I was reading about. You know, something like that.

As Dylan Piper in Halloweentown

5 I thought you said you're a witch. The least you can do is remember a dumb spell. -OK, OK.

As Dylan Piper in Halloweentown

6 Ghosts are dead, why would they worry about fitness?

As Dylan Piper in Halloweentown

7 Here, I copied the ingredients from Grandma's cookbook. -Hair of a werewolf, sweat of a ghost?

Marnie Piper (Kimberly J. Brown), Dylan Piper (Joey Zimmerman) in Halloweentown

8 Perhaps another time. -Yeah, like never.

Dylan Piper (Joey Zimmerman), Aggie Cromwell (Debbie Reynolds) in Halloweentown

9 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

Dylan Piper (Joey Zimmerman), Marnie Piper (Kimberly J. Brown) in Halloweentown

10 You couldn't open a can of dog food with a spell like that!

As Dylan Piper in Halloweentown