John C. Reilly Movie Quotes & Lines – 116 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by John C. Reilly, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 I'm not smiling. I'm gassy, okay?

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

52 The gamers say we're retro, which I think means old, but cool.

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

53 This house is a _ing prison! -On planet _! -In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Dale Doback (John C. Reilly), Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) in Step Brothers (2008)

54 It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one else seems to like you for doing it.

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

55 Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out. So it never ends up in the dump. I never actually tasted it. I've always wanted to try cake.

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

56 I wet my bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.

As Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

57 These two are two in a million. Just like Carley's tatas. You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee you.

As Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

58 Did you eat peanut butter or something? -You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.

Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell), Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly) in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

59 Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

As Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

60 But I just wanted you to know that, if you could hear me, if it got into your brain somehow that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.

As Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby