Jonathan Haze: 13 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Sep 30, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Jonathan Haze, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Don't you like Audrey, ma? -She's out after your money. -I don't have any money. -Oh, she's a smart one. She'll latch onto ya till ya get some and then goodbye, fortune!

As Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

2 I gotta find food for master. Food I gotta find for master. For master I gotta find food.

As Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

3 I don't have a coin. -Flip anything, silly. -Well, there's a rock. -Wet or dry? -Wet.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined; Meri Welles as Leonora Clyde in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

4 Vikings are never tired. When do we start? -Immediately. -We accept with pleasure.

As Ottar in The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent (1958)

5 You mean I'm fired? -No, I'm electing you president from the United States. -Yes, you are fired!

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined; Mel Welles as Gravis Mushnick in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

6 Oh, come on. Look at my tongue. -That tongue is a tongue, ma. They all look the same to me.

As Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

7 Don't waste your pity on me Audrey, I'm not worth it. -Who says you're not? -Everybody. -Yeah, I know.

Jackie Joseph as Audrey Fulquard; Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

8 You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow, and if you die, I dunno what I'll do! Please don't die. I'll get you some water, OK?

As Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

9 My patient just left. You could come in now. -Oh, goodie. I didn't see the other man leave. -Well he went out the back door

Jack Nicholson as Wilbur Force; Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

10 So, where are we gonna go tonight? -I just remembered: I don't have any money. -Well, that's OK. We could take a walk along the ocean or something.

Jackie Joseph as Audrey Fulquard; Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)