15 Movie Quotes about Kidneys (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about kidneys, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 This is what they do, man, they kidnap you and drug you. Before you know it, you're laying in a bathtub and your kidneys are on eBay.

Leigh Whannell as Adam Stanheight in Saw (2004)

2 I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning!

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

3 Hearts and kidneys are tinker-toys!

Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

4 Oh, real good. Real good. I had a kidney removed last April, but I still have the other one.

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

5 I passed a kidney stone.

Kristen Bell as Anna in Frozen

6 It doesn't matter a pair of foetid dingo's kidneys what you do from now on. Burn down the forests, anything. It won't make a scrap of difference.

Simon Jones as Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 7:00 to 7:00 and no relief. You must have cement kidneys.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak in Kojak

8 My kidneys ain't what they used to be, and my liver's been leaving me bilious.

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock in McLintock! (1963)

9 Yeah. She's been having a little trouble with her kidneys lately. Hasn't she, sis?

Harold Lloyd as Burleigh "Tiger" Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

10 No-one has taken your kidneys.

Cary Elwes as Lawrence Gordon in Saw (2004)

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