Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors

, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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1 Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

2 Look out. I've got cat-like speed and reflexes.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

3 Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.

— Richard (David Spade)

4 Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No. Your face does.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade)

5 It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right. Group words together as a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.

— Richard (David Spade)

6 You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. -I know. They're called doctors.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley), Richard (David Spade)

7 Find out where the police will be taking him! Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card.

— Ray Zalinsky (Dan Aykroyd)

8 What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

9 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

10 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

— Richard (David Spade)

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