Richard from Tommy Boy: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Richard from Tommy Boy, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Somebody call 911!

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

2 It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right. Group words together as a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

3 Aww, I've interrupted Happy Time.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

4 Save yourselves! -Your firearms are useless against them!

5 Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

6 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

7 Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off?

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

8 Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel. Fish in a barrel...

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

9 You no-selling waste of space! I swear to God you're worthless.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)

10 My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)