Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 3

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Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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21 'Course I could get a hell of a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's _, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

Big Tom Callahan (Brian Dennehy)

22 Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel. Fish in a barrel...

Richard (David Spade)

23 Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh!

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

24 All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the road, and you hit the brakes.
25 Aww, I've interrupted Happy Time.

Richard (David Spade)

26 Hard hats, gentlemen. Get hit in the head without wearing one of these, they scoop your brains out with a goddamn soup ladle.

Big Tom Callahan (Brian Dennehy)

27 Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

28 Hey, lady, look out! There's a fat whale on your boat! -Yeah! Free Willy!
29 Him too 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy.

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

30 Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off?

Richard (David Spade)

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