182 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

91 Yeah. Can't believe they're my blood. IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

92 He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot and goodness knows he didn't want a lot.

Jim Belushi as Mall Santa in Jingle All the Way (1996)

93 So I couldn't find the kid a doll. Does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason? Now, that makes me a bad father.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

94 At age 7, as is customary in Sparta, the boy was taken from his mother and plunged into a world of violence.

Gerard Butler as King Leonidas in 300

95 Goddamn. I guess he does have bad luck with kids.

Richard Pryor as Sugar Ray in Harlem Nights

96 I'd replace that kid if I could.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

97 What a sad, sad sight. The tragedy of a poor little old kid being ignored by his parents.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

98 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year-old girls all day? -Yeah, I do. -Well, I don't, man. I'm doing this whole thing for you.

Vince Vaughn as Beanie in Old School

99 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

100 May I give you a word of advice? Put him over your knee and beat some manners into him.

Brigitte Nielsen as Red Sonja in Red Sonja

182 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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