180 Movie Quotes about Kids (Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Sep 4, 2025

Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan.

Daniel Stern as Marv in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

82 They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

David Schwimmer as Melman in Madagascar

83 Guess I always wanted to work with children. I hate when people call them kids. Sounds like little goats.

Quote from Friday the 13th (1980)

84 You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't.

Quote from Friday the 13th (1980)

85 Home, none. Wife, none. Kids... none. Prospects, zero.

Steve McQueen as Vin Tanner in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

86 I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a silly heart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

87 I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

88 Yeah. Can't believe they're my blood. IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

89 He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot and goodness knows he didn't want a lot.

Jim Belushi as Mall Santa in Jingle All the Way (1996)

90 So I couldn't find the kid a doll. Does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason? Now, that makes me a bad father.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)