Not a ninja technique, but effective.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

5 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:52:57 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Are you not familiar with the art of shiatsu massage?

- Shiatsu? Watch your language. There's a lady present.

- You know, I remember when I was playing ball in Wisconsin, these two cheerleaders lathered me up like a wet...

- Get off me! I'm calling the cops! Give me the phone!

(SHE PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE)

- Not a ninja technique, but effective.

- Let's get him in the back.

- What are you doing?

- I am preparing one of our greatest ninja tools, the laughing mushroom.

- One pinch of this and he cannot help but tell us the truth about his business with Tanley.

- Careful, Alison. The effects of a tiny spore are profound.

[...]

Beverly Hills Ninja Sound Clip

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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