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Now, I don't want to go on disability, and sue this company for millions of dollars, so I figured I would just pace myself.

9 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:24:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ah, my dear. How was your shopping? Shall we have some lunch?

- May I take your bag?

- Oh! Thanks, asshole.

- You're welcome, sir.

- Ah, you see, Sensei, it is all coming together.

- Seventy-three minutes to deliver two suitcases and one garment bag. Do you have an explanation, Mr. Washington?

- Yes, sir. I seem to be comin' down with a mild case of tunnel carpal syndrome in my wrist. I think it's from carrying real heavy garment bags around.

- Now, I don't want to go on disability, and sue this company for millions of dollars, so I figured I would just pace myself.

- Mr. Washington, everything you do irritates me.

- I'm gonna go soak my wrists.

- May I help you, sir?

- Yes. I am looking for a Sally Jones.

- I'm sorry. I don't see anyone by that name in my computer. Now, if you'll excuse me.

[...]

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Beverly Hills Ninja Sound Clip

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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