Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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11 Have you not heard of the legend of the white child who will grow up to become the greatest ninja master of all time? -No. Is that you? -Some say it is so.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

12 I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but I've discovered that your boyfriend is a counterfeiter and a killer. A man like that, you can be certain he is cheating on you, too.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

13 I think I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great? -Compared to what? A hut in a rice paddy?

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

14 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

15 Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

— Chet Walters (William Sasso)

16 There is a problem you are facing. -Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

17 Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

18 You do not have ninja intuition. You do not even have normal intuition.

19 You may subject me to any torture you can think of, but a ninja does not talk.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

20 Ah. Here is my legend: 'It is foretold that a foreign child will come among them, and become a ninja master like no other.'

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

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