Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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21 Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

22 You do not have ninja intuition. You do not even have normal intuition.
23 You may subject me to any torture you can think of, but a ninja does not talk.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

24 Ah. Here is my legend: 'It is foretold that a foreign child will come among them, and become a ninja master like no other.'

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

25 (ALL LAUGHING HARD - Sound Effect)
26 (ALL LAUGHING - Sound Effect)
27 Are you communicating with me? Are you communicating with me?

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

28 Do not be afraid. A ninja knows when he is in danger.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

29 Good luck. Good luck. Stay low, so as not to be detected... Good luck, my brother.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

30 Hey, man. Do you know what I do every day once I leave here? I'm runnin'. I'm always runnin', man. My neighborhood's bad.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

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