- There is a problem you are facing.
- Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.

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chris farley haru the great white ninja murder problems

11 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Thank you, Sensei.

- Hello, my son.

- Hello, Sensei.

- There is a problem you are facing.

- Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.

- Come home, Haru.

- I cannot, Sensei.

- I need your help in finding Sally Jones.

- I have considered several techniques.

- I could find the names of all the BMW sales in the last five years, checking on all the Joneses, then visiting them all, or...

- You could try a phone book.

- Oh! Yes! A phone book.

[...]

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Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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